So I have this friend. I offered to drive her to the airport. It meant I would have to get up at 3:30 AM, but what are friends for? So I did. I got up at 3:30 AM and was at her door at 5AM as promised. It took a while for her to come to the door and she was in her PJ's. She said to me, "Oh! It's NEXT Monday." I cannot tell you what I said to her, suffice it to say it wasn't "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." I'm going to bed now.