There was a headline in the newspaper the other day:
The Indestructible McDonald's Burger
No word of a lie. the article stated that a New York woman who purchased a McDonald's Happy Meal six months ago says the uneaten burger and fries are in as good shape as they were the day she bought them....
...Mcdonald's declined an interview request.
(I don't make this stuff up, I just pass it on.)