1. All you need is _a shotgun and the gopher population will decrease_. 2. _The way my cat purrs up against me and drools fills me with laughter_. 3. Each generation as it grows up _tries desperately to clean the house before Mom comes to visit_. 4. _Going to work every day is something I have a hard time dealing with_. 5. A trip to _anywhere but here_ is what I need. 6. _Give out home baking on a plate_and you get back. 7. _And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _seeing friends_, tomorrow my plans include _scrapbooking_, and Sunday I want to _sleep in and spend the entire day in my jammies_.
Hysterical! I forgot about this, need to do some thinkin'. I don't think you even need a shotgun for gophers..a handgun would do. lol
ReplyDeleteGet over there, girlfriend! I want to see your Fill-Ins! (and my handgun is in the shop. But don't tell the authorities, this is Canada and we're only allowed water guns here).
ReplyDeleteDarn gophers, they can be a nuisance. I laughed out loud at #3. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on those Sunday plans, girlfriend! This is hilarious! I hope you do indeed have a restful weekend.
ReplyDelete(Oh, how funny. My Google Word Verification is "stunk." Really, Google? You want me to type "Stunk" in order to post my comment?? Fine.)
You have me laughing out loud and getting raised eyebrows from my daughter. Dead gophers and drooling cats. Bwahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHave fun scrapping and a great Easter.