That's what they've said over at The Order of the Opus Gluei this week. Their Challenge #166 is entittled "the shirt off your back". Now I have to tell you, before I begin, that it's been very hot up in my studio here, the last few days. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaning. BUT, my daughter has taken off for the weekend and so, I am sitting around in my underwear. Granny Panties, y'know? I NEVER thought I would be wearing Granny Panties, but here I am, sittin' here all droopy-drawered.What does this have to do with this ATC, you ask?
Nothing.
Except that when they said "Look down" I did, and when I realized I had no pants on, I knew IMMEDIATELY what I would like to show you. And VOILA! It kind of looks like she has no pants on, doesn't it? It will be a while before SHE's wearing the dreaded Granny Panties, I can assure you. But when that day comes, AND IT WILL COME, she'll be just like me, looking in the mirror (accidentally) and going, WTH? Who's that old broad? And what is she doing in my bedroom?
I can guarantee it.
Anyhoo, how did I make the ATC? Geesh, I've been going on so long, I had to scroll back up to see what it looks like. It's a digital background, and the pop-dotted hottie is downloaded from the Internet. The sentiment is by Danielle Donaldson . Another mystery-internet-download is the rose. I stamped the swirl and foiled the edges.
That's all. Easy-peasy. Even for someone wearing Granny-Panties.
I love it!
ReplyDeleteBrilliantly funny post LOL!
ReplyDeleteI had to take a double take 'cos just for a minute I thought somebody (you) had polyfilled over the crack of her arse! WTF?
Grannie Pants eh, I'll never wear them, oh no I won't, 'cos when I get old I'm not going to wear knickers at all!
Gini
xx
Woo hoo. Craft naked. I am snorting water out of my nose with this one. Love the ATC too. I adore your humor. Thanks so much for making me laugh out LOUD today. And for playing along with OPUS GLUEI.
ReplyDeleteMy dog just came over to make sure I was ok. I'm laughing, bent over, and he sticks his nose in my face. OMG, tears are running down my face, seriously. Great ATC, and thanks for conjuring up an image that I never in a million years woulda thought of.
ReplyDeleteFUNNY....YOU SHOULD BE A STAND UP COMIC...BUT WE WOULD HATE FOR YOU TO GET SOOOOOO FAMOUS WE WOULD LOOSE OUR ATC COMIC.
ReplyDeleteGRANNY PANTIES ARE REALLY NOT MUCH DIFFERENT THAN BOXERS...IT IS LIKE WEARING COMFORTABLE SHORTS....
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SIMPLY DEBBIE
Fabulous ATC (thank you for being inspired by OG)! She's sassy, photogenic, and hey, very interesting inspiration!
ReplyDeleteWhen it is hot and you don't have anybody else to be modest for, I say have at wearing whatever you want (even if it is only a SMILE).
Love to come over and see what you're creating and love that you participate with us at Opus Gluei! Hope your week is starting off well too.
The mental picture I got was absolutely worth it..... still giggling, and what little make-up I had is now running down to my chin. And just where are you going to display THIS one?
ReplyDeleteYou are so hilarious!!! What a cute story and pic too!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you SO much for linking this up to the Creative Spirit Challenge--you have an amazing creative spirit!!!
Hugs,
Cindy
Wonderful!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for sharing!
Leticia