There is a commercial currently on TV where they sing something like "We Canadians like to canoe and run around in our snowshoes".
Which Canadians would that be?
There is another one that says some (really stupid) stuff such as, "No self-respecting Canadian would say, 'Let's wait until it's warmer' and 'Braving the cold is a Canadian past-time'.
ARE THEY KIDDING ME?
Which Canadian would that be?
I'm Canadian and frankly, I'm waiting for them to come out with an i-scarf for the i-phone.
Give me strength.
Anyways, in the spirit of the first day of spring, I give you
A CANADIAN WINTER:
Are ya warm enough yet?
Did I mention I'm Canadian?